Death Watch Alert: Amanda Bynes

Yes - we are the originators of the Lindsay Lohan death watch and even though Lindsay has flipped us the bird and continues to live,  it is our duty to call attention to another celebrity that is topping the 2013 death watch list.  If you've been online at all in the past few days, you've no doubt seen a mention of Amanda Bynes doing something crazy and posting it online.  Whether it was making crazy drugged up looking faces or shaving half of her head, Amanda has put a spotlight on herself that has many worried about her...and rightfully so.

I really didn't pay much attention at first.  There was talk that Amanda was taking "selfy" pics of herself trying to wink or look sexy or....something, and wasn't quite getting the job done either way.  Then came news that Amanda was posting topless pics of herself and posting them on Twitter, which obviously raised a few more eyebrows.  All of this was followed by celebrities like Jenny McCarthy posting that she hoped Amanda got help, to which Amanda replied going off on McCarthy pretty much calling her old and ugly.  Bynes claims she's not crazy, but the pics alone tell a much different story.

So Lindsay Lohan has moved on to more of a "jail watch" if you will, and Amanda Bynes is now definitely topping the death watch list.  We're not saying we hope she dies, but tell us after viewing some of her pics that she's not on the verge.  She actually used to be pretty hot, but things have most definitely taken a turn that have many wishing she would've felt like showing her boobs about 5 years ago. 

We are a Bunch of Jerks, and we tell it like it is - so let's hear it, how long do you say Amanda Bynes is going to make it?  Death watch initiated.

NBA Player Jason Collins is Gay; Do You Care?

Before anyone goes off about this being a gay bashing post (since it seems like everyone is dissecting every comment made by anyone and everyone about this,) that isn't the case at all.  The news is all over today, the first active NBA player (or player in any sport) to come out as gay is Jason Collins.  Apparently it was such a big deal that President Obama himself called Jason about it. For the most part it seems like this is a big deal because some people act like there will be a big backlash and some athletes won't want to play sports anymore if there are gay players involved....newsflash: it's 2013.

The point of my commentary on this is, if a guy is a good basketball, football, baseball, etc., player, then cool let them play.  I could care less what their sexual orientation is.  Of course there are going to be dumb comments and statements from other athletes which has already happened more than once today, but that's life and it would happen regardless.  Is anyone going to stop playing?  No.  Will the sport look any different? Nope.  Maybe if it was 1982 this would've been a huge circus, but now days...who really cares?

I'm sure some of you will say that this is a bold move, a brave one, and you're right.  To be the first to put this kind of spotlight on himself the way Jason Collins has was a brave move, but in reality should it be THAT big of a deal?  Others may say it's all for publicity, and you may be somewhat right as well.  A free agent picked a hell of a time to become the most talked about player in the league, but who are we to judge?

He's gay, he's out, cool let's move on.  Maybe if other players feel comfortable doing the same now and thus live happier lives after doing so, cool.....but how about we just get back to business as usual on the court?  Sounds good.

The Boston Bomber is in Custody

After almost an entire week of terror and tragedy revolving around these jackasses, the remaining Boston bomber is officially in police custody.  We reported last night that there was gunfire and explosions in Watertown, Massachusetts which turned out to be the 2 suspects from Monday's bombing in a gunfight with police.  Police shot and killed one suspect, while the other got away and has been on the run throughout the day today.

19 year old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was the bombing suspect that got away last night but has since been successfully taken into custody by authorities after a day long hunt.  His brother is the one that was shot last night, and apparently whose body was ran over by his own brother during the getaway.  This final showdown began yesterday after the FBI released surveillance footage of the Tsarnaev brothers carrying bags during Mondays attack and notifying the world to be on the lookout for them. 

The authorities nailed these two in quick fashion, and it's pretty amazing how they were able to track them down so fast since they definitely had enough time to escape the country if they wanted to.  At least in all this Boston will see justice rightfully served after the week these 2 assholes caused for so many people, which will be a loud and clear message to anyone who wants to try to be the next big terrorist....you won't win.

What the Hell is Going on in Boston 2: Shootings and Explosions at MIT and Watertown

Wow, this is seriously getting out of control. At this point President Obama has to be wondering if some sort of rogue terrorists are attacking the U.S. after tonight ANOTHER incident involving explosions and even shooting this time has taken place.

It was reported earlier that there was a shooting on the MIT campus in Boston where an officer was shot and killed.  Then just moments ago not far away in Watertown, Massachusetts, there was word of explosions and gunmen on the loose.  As seen on news channels, this time authorities caught 2 of these people and arrested them.  All we can say is this is total anarchy.  I remember after 9/11, pretty much the entire week or even more following that tragedy we all watched TV just waiting for something else to happen as the feeling was that we were surely under attack and there would be more.  That never really happened, but ever since this Boston attack all hell has been breaking loose in the country.

Of course the explosion in Texas was most likely a totally unrelated accidental event, but this latest shooting and possible explosions could be related to the Monday's terrorist attack on Monday.  I can't remember having these type of occurrences happening so close together.  It remains to be seen if our nightly posts on the latest craziness in the U.S. continues in the next few days.

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Alright yeah, you get the joke if you've already seen the trailer for R.I.P.D. It looks like complete crap. So we won't be posting the actual trailer here.