Alright, all day I have been hearing nothing but whining and bitching and moaning from kids and other pervs out there throwing giant hissy fits about Apple removing any type of adult type content from their store. But for the love of Hogan who cares??? There was no nudity in the store! It was girls in bikinis/lingere! Good lord... anyways, I want to help spread the word of something. As a fellow perv and an iPhone user, this handy little web app launched at the end of January. What is it?
If you are a male, and an iPhone user, this will be the greatest thing to ever happen to your iPhone.
Yes, Pocket Poon. What is it? A web app for your phone that has FREE VIDEOS, AND IMAGES, OF TOTALLY NAKED CHICKS. No PASTIES or any of that crap like you had in your Apple store. And these just aren't random girls either. This features videos from both Suicide Girls and Playboy.You can also throw down $19.95 a year for HARDCORE porn on your iPhone.
Now, that is all good and great, but are you ready for the best feature of this app? If you go to their site on your phones you will see this handy feature. Worried about having this on your phone? Worried your significant other, parents, anyone will play with your phone and see this on it?! Worry not....
This comes with a DISCREET ICON. Meaning after you visit PocketPoon.com you can add an icon to your iPhones home page to access it at ease, except, you won't see the icon as POCKET POON, the icon that shows up on the iPhones home screen says.... POCKET CLOCK. Upon clicking it you will see that it is, indeed, a damn clock. You then hit the info button and type in the password and bang, you're in. And all your friends, family, strangers, will think you just like clock apps.
So there, stop whining, stop acting like a bunch of babies because Apple took away your scantly clad women. Go get Pocket Poon and you can have the real deal, secretly at that.
7 comments:
my videos aren't playing in pocketclock...
yeah dude my videos wont play either
Well, uh, you see. You should probably contact pocket poon about it, instead of bitching about it here.
videos play fine people... but they take time to download... somtimes they play faster then they download, and pause.
either wait for a few moments, for the bar to go further, or start from the beggining again.
Friggin awesome porno!!!!
How do I get to the video's it's asking for a login
yah, u need a paid account for the videos, if somebody has one, share it with the internet :)
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