Thursday, January 21, 2010

Can white people go see Tyler Perry movies?

I am really confused about Tyler Perry movies, see I have never in my life talked to someone who has actually seen one of these movies. I have 1 black friend, and he has never seen one either. So I am curious about these movies. But, I am afraid of going to the theater to see them. I imagine this..........

I get my popcorn and soda, and walk into a theater full of black people, all giving me the evil eye. And I can hear their thoughts.... WHAT DIS HONKY DOIN IN HUR FO A TYLER PERRY MOVIE?! HEY CRACKA! AVATAR IS IN ANOTHA THEATUH!

And I will probably end up getting my soda stolen, popcorn dumped on the ground, and shoes ripped from my feet tied together and thrown on the nearest telephone line.

So I just wonder, do white people go to the movies to see Tyler Perry movies? Are they even any good? Why? And why are all of those movies the same? It's always about a bunch of black people and their relationship/family problems. I don't understand it I guess. But I don't think I would ever be brave enough to go to the theaters to see one of these movies. I would try to rent them but, for some strange reason every time I go to the video store to ask for a copy, they say they're always stolen. Hmm....
Posted by RV at 12:26 AM
Labels:

10 comments:

  1. Netflix, nigga.
    ReplyDelete
  2. Yes, netflix, or at home on your own TV. This post was just made to be racist, and its painfully obvious. I hope someone hears about this site and the racist overtones.
    ReplyDelete
  3. I don't know if this post was serious or a lame attempt at creating controversy. Either way this was highly racist and in poor taste. You are obviously Jerks and racist ones at that. You probably think God destroyed Haiti to get rid of the black people and that Obama is going send all your tax money there and other black countries. Racist racist d-bags here.
    ReplyDelete
  4. For one thing, uh, calling us Jerks is pretty lame, considering the title of the site.

    And another thing, God doesn't exist, so he couldn't have destroyed Haiti, mother nature did that.

    Obama isn't sending my tax money anywhere, I love Obama, I voted for the man, I got his back. I bet he doesn't even watch Tyler Perry movies. Anyways even if he DID wanna send my tax money to Haiti, go for it. They need it more than I do.

    As for this post, it was somewhat serious, I have actually never heard ANYONE say, man I went and saw that new Tyler Perry movie last night! On top of that, I would feel very awkward going to the movies to see it. But, to keep in the entertainment aspect of things, I had to add a little racist humor in it. Hey, Chris Rock and Cedric The Entertainer and Katt Williams and Dave Chappelle can all make fun of white people, so why can't we make fun of them? And considering the response and feedback this post has created, this "lame attempt at creating controversy" did exactly what this site is supposed to do, get people talking.

    Also, I myself have donated over $50 to Haiti though the $10 text messaging service that has been set up, might not seem like much, but considering I am out of work at the moment, it's enough. How much have YOU donated?
    ReplyDelete
  5. Obama sucks and is jacking things up enough said
    ReplyDelete
  6. I just dont understand why the fuck he cant put white people in his shows and movies? I mean white people put black people in their shows, if some hollywood producer made several movies and T.V. shows and never put a black person on them, or if they did they would be portrayed as crackheads or gangsters, black people would say that he was being racist. the reverse racism in this country is bullshit! Fuck all those african americans who cant get over slavery, some shit that none of them went through. Fuck em!
    ReplyDelete
  7. Don't waste your time you wouldn't connect with the movies he makes because he doesn't want you too. His target audience is blacks and that's it. Not to mention almost all of his movies are the same and have the same actors. I'd much rather watch Avatar and so would everyone else I know. I'm a Cambodian/Dominican and I think his films are getting a little too on the racist side. He is just really segragating people. I mean take for instance his newest movie "For Colored Girls". Now lets change that to "For White Women" or "Not for Colored Girls". He's just taking it too far. He needs to just focus on making a GOOD movie. Stop worrying about having an all black cast.
    ReplyDelete
  8. It's interesting that white people are so afraid to even go into a black theater that will be populated by black people. Should I be afraid to go to a white movie where I know there will be mostly white people? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU'RE WHITE. So stop making racist excuses and either see the movie or don't.
    ReplyDelete
  9. Its not that white people are afraid to go in there. Its that Tyler Perrys movies suck.
    ReplyDelete
  10. I've never seen ONE and can say I'm not jealous of anyone who has.

    Previews make it pretty clear, Tyler Perry's a bad Eddie Murphy wannabe. You can have 'em.
    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
Loading...